I go in, and there's this charger 😳 So I threw her a creampie stick

I'd rather have a shrink anal on my dick than this therapy of yours

You're jerking off with some bullshit again, and your wife has no orgasm and no creampie

You had a fucking dream? Well, it'll be a dream come true, dick at the ready

Catch the sperm in a big jet! Yeah, that's how much I love you ❤️‍🔥